OK, here we go
The Alarm [which goes off 3 seconds after I wake up]
We rarely buy a "paper" newspaper. This is one I bought just for this photoquest. I wonder if I can claim expenses A strange thing happened when uploading the wiring under the desk. This pic came up My mobile [number given on request ]
And these "foods" are definitely a no-no
Oh I had one of those alarm clocks.. I love the way it flips open (no pun intended)
Unfortunately one day as the battery was on it's last legs the alarm started going off and refused to shut down.. I tried to open the battery case but rounded the screw so I threw it in the bin. ..
4 days later I could still hear it beeping when I went to put rubbish out!
And I agree - prawn mayo sounds terrible 
